23 January 2008

In my pants--!

o1. Open up your media player or winamp or ipod or whatever, set it to shuffle.
o2. Skip through the first 25 songs and list them.
o3. Add "in my pants" to the end of each song title.
o4. Bold your favorites.


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1. `Shanimuni Paradise` (Reckless Paradise) in my pants ➝ Sounds... exotic.
2. `Summer Night Town` in my pants ➝ My pants can hold an entire town!
3. `Renai Shashin` (Love Photo) in my pants ➝ UPSKIRT PHOTO!!1
4. `Will You Ever Learn` in my pants ➝ Educate yourself somewhere else plz.
5. `All I Want For Christmas is You` in my pants ➝ I dedicate this to my beloved Shiroro. ♥
6. `BE ALL RIGHT!` in my pants ➝ Sounds like a really bad ad.
7. `Ekizo DISCO` (Exotic Disco) in my pants ➝ It's a paradise and a disco.
8. `Iroppoi Jirettai` (Sexy Impatience) in my pants ➝ . . . no.
9. `Glitter` in my pants ➝ Shiny panties, you mean?
1o. `Won't Go Home Without You` in my pants ➝ Hell yeah!
11. `Love Me Darling` in my pants ➝ Now this makes for bad R&B lyrics.
12. `Amazing Kiss` in my pants ➝ . . . NO.
13. `Say You'll Be There` in my pants ➝ More bad copywriting.
14. `happily ever after` in my pants ➝ So that's how fairy tales really end!
15. `Raspberry Pie` in my pants ➝ AHAHAHA FUCK.
16. `We Can Share` in my pants ➝ I don't like sharing. :p
17. `Face Down` in my pants ➝ That's...
18. `Hand in Hand` in my pants ➝ Wouldn't that be..? Never mind.
19. `Boyfriend` in my pants ➝ Nfu! 8D
2o. `Southpaw` in my pants ➝ Oh, the specificity of it all.
21. `That Boy Waits For Me` in my pants ➝ Eek!
21. `Love & Honesty` in my pants ➝ Awwwwww!
22. `Koori no Emperor` (Ice Emperor) in my pants ➝ I wouldn't mind Hyoutei in my pants. |D
23. `RISING` in my pants ➝ What about my imaginary penis?
24. `Mikan` "Tangerine" in my pants ➝ Think of all the citrus jokes!
25. `She Wants To Move` in my pants ➝ Hot lesbian action, whoo!

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